Singing Loudly

There is little that can make you feel better than sitting outside and watching someone replace the windshield of your truck. You get to see her use some really cool tools, working systematically, and making your truck better.

All the neighbors see work going on outside so they all come by and you make a bundle of new friends. They are impressed that a new windshield is being put in. You tell them all about how there is a polymer something that glues the windshield in, and you tell them all about how it only takes an hour to be dry enough to drive, twenty four hours before a high powered wash, and almost a week before it's completely dry.

They nod, smile, and act very impressed.

Yes, you are the king of the world until you look down and notice that your fly is wide open.

Nobody can take you seriously when you have your pants unzipped.