Singing Loudly: Hilarity Ensues

Singing Loudly

Sunday, April 03, 2005

Hilarity Ensues

[Yummy] Posted by Hello

The New Rules segment of Real Time with Bill Maher was wonderful this weekend, especially noteworthy were the rules about Abstinence Pledges and Teens ("Where were these pledges when I was in high school? Seriously, when I was a teenager the only kids having anal intercourse were the ones who missed.") and The Wendy's chili finger rule:

New rule: don't eat anything served out a window unless you are a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar, what did you expect it to contain, trout? Luckily it was only a finger. If it was a whole hand Congress would have voted to keep it alive!

Wonderful, absolutely wonderful.


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