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The New Rules segment of Real Time with Bill Maher was wonderful this weekend, especially noteworthy were the rules about Abstinence Pledges and Teens ("Where were these pledges when I was in high school? Seriously, when I was a teenager the only kids having anal intercourse were the ones who missed.") and The Wendy's chili finger rule:
New rule: don't eat anything served out a window unless you are a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar, what did you expect it to contain, trout? Luckily it was only a finger. If it was a whole hand Congress would have voted to keep it alive!
Wonderful, absolutely wonderful.
