Singing Loudly

If you happen to be at a concert in the park this summer listening to a cheesy cover band do not do the following: (1) Dance to YMCA; (2) Sing and dance to YMCA; (3) laugh when the band blurts out "the Dallas Cowboys winning the superbowl" as the last line in "All I Want for Christmas"; (4) make out in the privacy of a grove of trees when the public lake area outside the park can see all you are doing even if the people in the park cannot; and (5) take your children to see a stupid cover band. The most important of all is the first because nobody looks cool, retro cool, or even tongue in cheek cook when dancing to YMCA.