Thursday, August 23, 2007
Sausage Assault?
A 12 year old boy has been charged with assault for throwing a sausage at and hitting a 74 year old man. Is this an aggravated assault with a deadly weapon; to wit: cocktail sausage or is just an assault?
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1 Comments:
Too bad it wasn't a peanut. Because then, you know:
"Two peanuts were walking down a road...
...one was assaulted"
It just really couldn't be helped.
By R3dcurlz, at 9:56 PM, August 23, 2007