Singing Loudly: Sausage Assault?

Singing Loudly

Thursday, August 23, 2007

Sausage Assault?

A 12 year old boy has been charged with assault for throwing a sausage at and hitting a 74 year old man. Is this an aggravated assault with a deadly weapon; to wit: cocktail sausage or is just an assault?


Too bad it wasn't a peanut. Because then, you know:

"Two peanuts were walking down a road... was assaulted"

It just really couldn't be helped.

By Blogger R3dcurlz, at 9:56 PM, August 23, 2007  

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