Singing Loudly

ABC knows that it has to do something to stay alive in the ratings war. Think about what they have remaining: According to Jim, Life with Bonnie, 8 Simple Rules? Tired, predictable, and ultimately unprovocative comedy shows that try their hardest to remain tame. That's why they are proud to offer there Fall line up that, well, looks equally boring.

First up is a show called Rodney. You might have seen some of the annoying commercials for this show. If not, be happy that you have avoided the new darling of ABC. What's this show about? Rodney is a down to earth stand up comedian. Deja Vu, I know. Anyhow, if you enjoy the mindless-comedy that ABC has proffered in recent years then this is the show for you.

Wife Swap is the soon to arrive reality show. On this one wifes will swap homes and live with a different family. This goes beyond deja vu to isn't this on TV right now? Yes. With ABC already making a name for itself with entirely boring shows like Extreme Makeover and Extreme Makeover: Home Edition, this crap will fit right in.

DEK is back again with another BoringBoston Legal where the ever-talented James Spader joins forces with the always-acting William Shatner. This show will feature a group of civil law attorneys in a Boston law firm. I wonder if DEK has lost interest already or if that will come in six to eight weeks? In case you're hoping this will succeed: never fear! It is scheduled opposite Crossing Jordan and the CBS movie.

A black comedy called Desperate Housewives is ABC's answer to the dwendling supply of evening soaps. I'll admit that this one does look promising. ABC is going to have to give it an opportunity to survive. I know I'll catch it when I have time if for no other reason than Nicollette Sheridan.

Overall this season for ABC seems to be around a C or C+. I really don't see much here that I'll waste any of my time watching.