- No we did not go to Hooters! I'm a little insulted you would suggest that we would go to a place like that when there is much better out there. The women at the barbecue place we went (Bone Daddies) wear shorter shorts that are a little bit see-through.
- In this picture with all the waitresses from the restaurant around me I was actually saying, "I'll show you the real Bone Daddy."
- Yeah....I did respect your wishes for a five drink limit...
- Look at this teddy bear I won for you at Dave and Busters! I had 3000 tickets which only cost $50 dollars.
- No I didn't just get a "cheap teddy bear" for you. I also got this cheap plastic kazoo
- Of course we didn't go to a "tittie" bar. We went to the one that has full nudity.
- By the way, that saying about how there is no touching allowed. Yeah, lie!
- Remember how drunk you were on Monday after your bachelorette party? Multiply that by three and you got me last night.
Remember we went out for barbecue and had a very tame evening at Dave and Busters playing video games.